a shocking new discovery.

I HATE bananas. what horrible evil person thought up this 'food'?!?!?! blech. but mommy keeps trying to feed me them. what's wrong with her?

what a strange day...

Mommy and daddy were acting strange all day. mommy woke me up TWICE in the middle of the night to feed me, and then woke me up again in the middle of the night. they got me all dressed and put me in a car. I fell asleep. it was so early!

Then, we got out at this strange place, and mommy and daddy and I played on the floor. then we went to another room, and then another, and then another room where mommy put me in a dress and someone put something in my ear, and something tight on my arm.




Then we went to another strange place, but i was very tired and VERY HUNGRY! but mommy wouldn't feed me. daddy held me in his arms and I fell asleep.

But then I woke up and I was in a cold room and there were lots of machines and people in masks. it was scary. I started to cry but daddy held me in his arms and then someone put a mask on me and I fell asleep.

when I woke up, i felt really strange. my hands looked wierd! but mommy and daddy were there and it was all okay. I smiled at them.




My monkey was there too and he made me feel better.



Now i have a bandage on my wee wee and it hurts! but mommy and daddy gave me some juice that tastes like cherries and now i feel better. but boy, am I tired.

I'm (almost) 6 months!

today was my 6 month visit at the doctor. I love my doctor! she is pretty! i smiled at her and ate her stethescope. but that must have been the wrong thing to do because in response, she poked me with three needles. AGAIN! NOT COOL. but i smiled at her afterwards anyway. I hope this doesn't become a regular thing at the doctor's.

mommies cry too!

Today I saw mommy cry. She got off the phone with daddy and just started crying a lot. I didn't know mommies cry too! I didn't know what to do so I just stopped talking and looked at her. when she opened her eyes, i smiled a little and then she scooped me up and hugged me really hard and told me how much she loved me.

I think i made mommy feel better. I love my mommy!

I like beer!

Happy St. Paddy's day everybody! To celebrate, mommy took me to her friend Ally's house. She lives with a lot of people! everybody was loud and acting silly. i don't know why, but they kept drinking something called a 'car bomb'. that doesn't make sense AT ALL! it was funny. There were so many pretty girls there- i flirted with all of them. but it was so loud! Mommy was too busy looking at the green bagels so i had to get her attention. Then I was tired, but i couldn't fall asleep! i cried. then mommy took me home. but then i wasn't tired! and then EVERYTHING got funny. I laughed and laughed and then i cried and cried. but then i laughed again! maybe that's why all of mommy's friends were laughing too.

Oh also, today I became ticklish in my neck! My newly myelinating nerves make everything so funny! First it was my right arm, then my left and now my neck.