Port Wine Stain (in the process of being) removed!

On Monday, mommy and daddy took me to the dermatologist. He was a super-special dermatologist who is going to make my birthmark go away. Some pictures to share:













before














during (those are the different laser marks!)

The after will be coming soon!!

It only hurt for a minute and now it doesn't hurt at all (but it looks kind of cool).

why do they insist on torturing me??!??

Today mommy and daddy took me to another doctor. We waited a long time to see him. Many people looked at my arm. We went into many different rooms. I was so tired! My awful parents made me stay up for SO LONG! I was so tired. Finally, I fell asleep in the last room that had many big machines in it.



But I only slept for 5 minutes and then those mean doctors woke me up and burned my arm!!! It hurt a lot and I cried, and now my arm is all black and blue! What's wrong with my parents????

I can make myself stand!

Today mommy went to the store. Once she was gone, I showed ONLY daddy my new skill-- i was sitting in the crib and my shmoopod was blinking lights and beckoning to me. so i stood up to get at it. good thing daddy lowered the crib!

I still can't figure out this shmoopod thing, but the lights are so pretty. i must have them! Also, i love to eat the crib bar. Daddy went bananas (not the fruit, the metaphor. i hate bananas. they make my poop hurt me). He went, "oh my god sam!"

Then I tried to remove my enigmatic shmoopod, but alas my grip on the velcro was not strong and i slipped backward and fell flat on my back. that was fun too!

For my next trick, i will learn to play the piano.