today daddy told mommy that my hair smelled like old foot, so i took a bath. but first, mommy oiled and de-scaled my hair. i really hate it when she does that, so after my bath, i peed on her.
also today i discovered a high-contrast pillow on the couch! it was so fascinating. i stared at it through my entire feed. om taking a break from eating- i just puked all over mommy. yay!
gtg poop on daddy now.
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