Today mommy and daddy gave me new toys to play with! There is this one thing that they call a 'spoon' which feels good on my gums! i like to gnaw on it! but the really fascinating new toy is called a 'bowl', and they put stuff in it! it's kind of weird because they won't really let me play with the bowl myself, but they insist on filling this "spoon" with wierd thick milk and shoving it in my mouth.
I don't get it-- everyone knows that milk comes from either mommy or a bottle-- why would they adulterate my milk, and give me very small portions on my toy? I mean, really-- how am I supposed to eat with that thing being constantly shoved in my mouth?
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