I like beer!

Happy St. Paddy's day everybody! To celebrate, mommy took me to her friend Ally's house. She lives with a lot of people! everybody was loud and acting silly. i don't know why, but they kept drinking something called a 'car bomb'. that doesn't make sense AT ALL! it was funny. There were so many pretty girls there- i flirted with all of them. but it was so loud! Mommy was too busy looking at the green bagels so i had to get her attention. Then I was tired, but i couldn't fall asleep! i cried. then mommy took me home. but then i wasn't tired! and then EVERYTHING got funny. I laughed and laughed and then i cried and cried. but then i laughed again! maybe that's why all of mommy's friends were laughing too.

Oh also, today I became ticklish in my neck! My newly myelinating nerves make everything so funny! First it was my right arm, then my left and now my neck.

I'm awesome

Not ONLY do i love peas, but today, i CRAWLED!!!! yes, readers, I crawled. Forward. two steps (is that the word?). that's right! not around and around, but actually forward. on my belly. it was really hard work! and then i forgot how to do it and rolled over every time i tried to move forward after that. but i like rolling over too! it's fun.

Next week I am enrolling in college.

so many fun things I am learning!

Yes! As I am now soooo old (5 months!!), my arms and legs move wayyyy better. I can do so many things with them.

I pulled off daddy's glasses today. it was fun because then he was blind. And i discovered mommy's HAIR! it is awesome and really fun to pull.

We played a bit while I sat. I fell down and it was so fun! especially because I was lying next to chukamuka which is as big as me-- but he is no match for me! I grabbed him and pulled him all around. He was on top of me, but I bested him and ate his feet.

Mommy and daddy keep putting me in this very high chair. I hate it. They don't seem to get the hint. I tried everything- making faces, crying, and craning my head 360 degrees around so that they couldn't get that horrible food into me, but they still kept at it! I will have to train them better.

My greatest discovery-- I HAVE FEET! I LOVE THEM! I EAT THEM (but they don't taste very good).

the world is such an interesting place.

I'm Hot!

Last night was the strangest thing, I kept getting uncomfortable and waking up! No matter how many times I kicked the blankets off and cried, I was still very uncomfortable. Mommy and daddy were nice and tried to help me by changing me and feeding me but that didn't do much. Finally at 6 AM not only was I uncomfortable but I was also very hot! Mommy and Daddy must have figured something out with that funny toy they put up my butt. It beeped! I tried to grab it! Then they gave me yummy red stuff and all the uncomfortableness went away and now I can finally go back to sleep! Daddy told me later we're going to the doctor. I hope nothing particularly unexpected (see my earlier posts) happens there again...

Shmoo

I like food!

Today mommy and daddy gave me new toys to play with! There is this one thing that they call a 'spoon' which feels good on my gums! i like to gnaw on it! but the really fascinating new toy is called a 'bowl', and they put stuff in it! it's kind of weird because they won't really let me play with the bowl myself, but they insist on filling this "spoon" with wierd thick milk and shoving it in my mouth.

I don't get it-- everyone knows that milk comes from either mommy or a bottle-- why would they adulterate my milk, and give me very small portions on my toy? I mean, really-- how am I supposed to eat with that thing being constantly shoved in my mouth?

Again, that was unexpected!

Daddy just took me to Dr. Dimaggio again, I like her! She makes me laugh and I flirt with her! So everything was going great this visit but then she poked me 4 times! The first time I was so surprised I didn’t even cry, but the other 3 really hurt! Ouch! That’s it, the next time I see you, Dr. Dimaggio, we’re going to have to have a little talk. Oh well, now I’m sleepy, off to bed!

Mommy's Last Day

Today mommy and I had a fun time playing in my bouncer and floor mat. I grabbed many things and mommy played with me. Mommy is going back to work tomorrow. I don't know what that is, but it must be an awful place because she cried when she told me. I smiled and laughed to make her feel better. I'm helpful!